War of the Roses: A True Story of Humpty Dumpty's Demise

You are wandering down Black Road on a journey to The Soul Fire in the Heart of the South. A strange spectacle on your right captures your attention; an eggman on a great stone wall appears performing an elaborate song and dance routine for someone on the other side. A swirly, red-and-purple bubble materializes above; there's a woman inside who begins to narrate the events down below. A keepsake of a greater story taking place at HEMISPHERES.LAND